Things that will never, ever happen, list one*

Everybody should have a list of the top five celebrities that they get a "free pass" with should the opportunity ever come up. If you don't know what I mean, just...don't worry about it. My list, in no particular order:

Zach Braff

Peter Krause

Prince William

Jon Stewart

Hugh Jackman

Yours?

*Coming soon, list two (fictional characters edition), and list three (time-travel edition)