Things that I almost certainly will not read, but firmly intend to as of this moment:

May I present my summer reading list.

Children of the Storm by Elizabeth Peters

Summerland by Michael Chabon

Confessions of a Dangerous Mind by Chuck Berris

The Satanic Verses by Salman Rushdie

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by J.K. Rowling

Name of the Rose by Umberto Eco

The Nanny Diaries by Emma McLaughlin and Nicola Kraus

Running with Scissors by Augusten Burroughs

Shoeless Joe by W.P. Kinsella

Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card

Blue Highways by William Least-Heat Moon

Der Bleichtrommel by Günter Grass

Wives and Daughters by Elizabeth Gaskell

The Cheese Monkeys by Chip Kidd

If you have suggestions for additions, I'm definitely amenable.