Is that covered in the Patriot Act?

Handwritten sign taped to the wall outside apartment 4 this morning:

PLEASE stop taking
the liberty by parking
any more.

Thanks,
TENANT

I assume the crazy lady who lives in apartment 4 wants people to stop parking in her spot, which she uses as her front porch/storage shed/kitschy crap display area. I, however, managed to imagine her demanding a whole country of cars with American flags on their back bumpers, eternally driving, rejecting the fascist, terrorist scheme of parking. Oh, I'm going to miss you, Crazy Lady in Four.