Sometimes I just don't understand you

What do you mean, "I don't like the beach"?! That's unacceptable! How can you not like the beach? It's the beach. There's sand, and interesting things in the sand, and waves and seagulls and sun. You can watch people being stupid and take your shoes off without people looking at you funny. It smells salty and fishy and different, better at least than the smog-flavored sludge you breathe day in and day out. There's breeze to blow your hair off your face. It's the best thing ever. Only Philistines don't like the beach, Philistine.