And this is why I don't consider myself "grown up" yet.

So in German, Vienna is called "Wien." A man from Vienna is called a "Wiener."

I never fail to giggle when I hear that.

It also works for Frankfurt and Hamburg. And Berlin, if you know that "Berliner" is a kind of jelly donut they have over there.

I also giggled the other day when someone in the next row over at Barnes & Noble farted.