Live from Vienna, home of hurty knees

Quick update from Vienna. My parents and sister got in last night, which means we have been playing the "let's be touristy Americans" game all day. This game involves my father wearing sandals and my sister taking pictures of buses and ducks and things like that.

However, I will say that the Vienna Zoo is good times, because we saw at least three different animals doing...bathroom things, including a full-grown elephant. Also the polar bears. So there was that, and a baby lemur, and really, can you ask for more?