Strange things that happened today

1. My father bought olives with garlic stuffed in them, and he liked them. Ew.

2. My sister had fake makeup applied by a hyperactive two-year-old girl who only spoke Slovakian.

3. I resisted the temptation to eat ice cream for the second day in a row.

4. We ate dinner out of a mini-wheelbarrow. And it was good.

5. My knees did not explode, despite the literally MILES and MILES we walked today.

6. A man tried to sell me a spoon with a windmill on top.

7. A little old woman at the train station talked to me for fifteen minutes, including extensive commentary on how young my mom looks despite the fact that she's had four children.