Von Schicksal gefickt

I was 20 minutes late to class today because I overslept. Thankfully the prof showed a video for the first 30 minutes, and the rest was lecture, so it wasn't all that important of a session and I didn't miss anything. Now, I know you're asking, "Why didn't you just skip class?"

Frankly, I don't know. I have some sort of compulsion that makes me go to class. I can't help it. I thought about skipping. I wanted to skip. But then my body staged a coup d'etat, kicked my brain out of office, and took me to class. I haven't skipped a class all semester. Help me! I'm a prisoner of my own better judgment.