From the George W. Bush School of Counting Good:

This is how the Texas legislature likes to number sections of code:

§35.95
§35.96
§35.97
§35.98
§35.99...

So far so good, right? But can you guess what comes next? Can ya? Wrong! You think it's §36.00, don't you? Don't you, you naive, gullible soul? Well, you're wrong. The next section?

§35.100.

Of course.