Well, I think it's funny, anyway

I don't know if you're tired of me quoting my students or not, but they seriously make me laugh all the time. This little gem came from a role-play debate today about whether schools should ban candy and soda.

Student playing parent of overweight student: My child is fat. It's really overweight.
Student playing gym teacher: You have to beat your child.
Student playing parent of overweight student:Yeah! I do beat it!

Stop overweight androgynous child abuse!