I'm so putting that second one on a T-shirt

Awesome commentary I received when I gave my students an evaluation about what I should take off the syllabus next semester:

"Titus Andronicus — not one of Shakespeare's best"
"Pride & Prejudice — a book about marriage? Come on, nobody cares."
"Poetry — poems are the most worthless form of writing"

Awesomer yet: all from one kid. Whose handwriting I recognize.