"Must know location of Holy Grail."

SWF, 23, seeks SM (Single Mechanic) for good times and free auto repair. Must have bachelor's degree in liberal arts. Must understand inner workings of carburetor, plus how to spell "carburetor." May also be called upon to do heavy lifting and minor home repair (preferrably without complaint).

Successful respondant will join pool of other useful friends, including computer expert, accountant, doctor, and lawyer.

Positions also available for chef, pharmacist, and masseur.