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M! and I have decided that the world would be a better place if everybody used British slang:

wanker (accent required)

bloody/bleedin'

fiver

bloke

snog

shag

oi!

corker

smashing

squidgy

and commands

Piss off

Bugger off

Get knotted.

I would be a happier person if I heard these words more often. So...get on that or get knotted, ya wanker.