I want snapping fingers at the end of my posts, maybe some light applause

Here is the annoying thing about blogs: nobody likes them if they're not funny or controversial. I don't always feel funny or controversial (some might argue that I never actually *am* funny, and so not feeling that way? No problem.). This needs to be less of a performance all the time. Sometimes I just wanna write "I had a sandwich."

So...

Today I did five loads of laundry, did research, ate dinner with a friend, had an argument about noodles, and now I'm going to bed. Thank you.